This is written in the style of Douglas Adams' Vogon poetry

Ode to Greenblob, "The Other Woman", Vogon poetry, insane English humour

Greenblob! Greenblob!
"The Other Woman"
Why must you refer to her thus?
She has a designation
Spanner weilder, third class
Perhaps you like to see me
Wearing an expression
Like a baboon's slapped arse?
*look indignant and hurt*
Absolutely nothing happened
When we were marooned
Alone together for weeks on the Moon
I'll admit, she has her charms -
She's very amusing
Has her own teeth
Beggar's belief
And her virtue is easy
Or so I've heard
Though rumours can be confusing
But at this moment in time
*check watch*
01:18 GMT
Greenblob! Greenblob!
*shouted very loud*
You are my beau - the one for me
To prove the strength of my feeling
I shall eject this questionable mare
Into deep space
*ppssswhoosh (sound of airlock opening)*
Hark! Look over there!
Off she floats
*Dominant stare*
*surrepticously launch life boats*

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