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Insane English humour: Drunkenness, fantasy game parody

This enchantment will cause the peasants of an opposing kingdom to temporarily suspend their productive activities, thus harming the economy of the enemy mage. The material components of this spell are a pub and a football game.

If the casting mage is of a high enough level there is a chance the peasants may also become rowdy and act as vandals do, damaging the building structures of the enemy kingdom.

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