Insane English humour: Lovesick, fantasy game parody

This enchantment effects enemy troops and peasants alike - peasants will become idle and unproductive while enemy units will be unable to focus on fighting. All will be engrossed by illusions of a sexually explicit nature, sitting motionless and mesmerised, drooling like dogs. The material components of this spell are cable TV and the internet.

There are many stories of unwise mages succumbing to their own castings of this spell, but because of the nature of those enchantments most don't seem to mind - and some will react with hostility to attempts to dispel the magic.

The sages say the Witches of The East researched and deployed this spell during the Great Mage Wars.