Insane English humour: Vandals, fantasy game parody

This invocation summons all types of vandals into an army, the lewd toilet cubile scrawlers, traffic cone theives, midnight bus shelter smashers and paint sprayers of the world. Used in vast numbers these units can severely damage the structures of an opposing mage.

The peasants of the enemy kingdom will also be distracted from their usual productive activities by such endevors as repairing road signs, re-seeding their ornamental flowerbeds and scrubbing sketches of genitalia from their toilet walls.

"I get these moods see." -- Unnamed bus shelter smasher.

"Do you know there's a picture of a woman's part in your toilet? Vandals, why do they do it? The thing is it's quite detailed, the guy obviously had talent, what a waste." -- Alan Partridge, peasant.