Insane English humour: Resist Worry, fantasy game parody

The secrets of this spell have been lost in the mists of time but sages say that if a mage ventures into WHSmiths and purchases an item known as a "girly mag" he has acquired one of the components of this spell. The casting of this spell is said to involve a series of violent hand gestures. However, the second component of this spell is unknown: this knowledge was lost in the last of the Great Mage Wars with the Witches of The East.

The prophets have foretold that one day a Great Mage will arise and unlock the secrets of this powerful antidote to worry.

There is great wisdom in the words of the prophets.